Monday, 30 March 2009
Breaking News!
10:09
Donna Noble Fans In Shock New Mental Condition!
In their desperation to see a glimpse of their idol, Donna Noble fans started seeing Catherine Tate's face everywhere. This strange affliction has manifested itself on people who don't really look like her that much. Psychiatrists postulated that until Disciples get a positive ID on Catherine Tate in Wales they will continue to see illusions of Donna on the most unlikely of people. This photo was taken in Wales and excited fans have started mentally placing Catherine's face on the woman in the picture
I myself am not immune to Donnitis (the scientific name for this phenomenon) and the girl at McDonalds morphed into Catherine Tate whilst serving me a McChicken Sandwich.
Labels: donna noble, spoof
Mr. Truman Crapote
To All Disciples Of Donna I Say...
09:59
Be very excited. Our agents are now out on the location of Doctor Who's filming to see if they can spot our Goddess. If they get pictures I will inform you all of the proof of Her glorious return.
NOTE: Stop sending us pictures of Page 3 Girls with Catherine Tate's head on them. It's mad!
Labels: spoof
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This Book Deserves To Sell More Copies Than The Bible
09:25
Yes.
This book deserves to sell more copies than the bible. It is amazing.
This book, however, should remain unpublished forever.
Because it is crap.
Here is the blurb for this crap new Doctor Who book you will never read:
Donna Beware! You're In For A Scare From A Guy With Big Hair...
When Donna goes home to see her family she's shocked to discover that someone is phoning her house and hanging up on her. Concerned that Donna is being targeted by some deranged sex pest over the phone, The Doctor decides to conduct an investigation.
He uncovers vampires. Lots of them. And they all want to stalk Donna. Why?
Why not? As the best companion ever she should expect it.
Donna's destiny is to rid the world of some evil vampires (before she rids us of the Daleks) and become a Time Lord hero.
But only two people can help her. And they're both copyright protected...
Bugger!
Featuring David Tennant and Catherine Tate with a guest appearance by Billie Piper as Rose Tyler.
Labels: doctor who books, spoof
Mr. Truman Crapote
Hungry?
09:21
Snack On These!
And if you run out there's plenty more...
(Courtesy of Disciple TheNobleOne & Disciple Eternal)
We're back in business. This blog is for keeps!
Labels: spoof
Mr. Truman Crapote
