Monday, 30 March 2009
This Book Deserves To Sell More Copies Than The Bible
09:25
Yes.
This book deserves to sell more copies than the bible. It is amazing.
This book, however, should remain unpublished forever.
Because it is crap.
Here is the blurb for this crap new Doctor Who book you will never read:
Donna Beware! You're In For A Scare From A Guy With Big Hair...
When Donna goes home to see her family she's shocked to discover that someone is phoning her house and hanging up on her. Concerned that Donna is being targeted by some deranged sex pest over the phone, The Doctor decides to conduct an investigation.
He uncovers vampires. Lots of them. And they all want to stalk Donna. Why?
Why not? As the best companion ever she should expect it.
Donna's destiny is to rid the world of some evil vampires (before she rids us of the Daleks) and become a Time Lord hero.
But only two people can help her. And they're both copyright protected...
Bugger!
Featuring David Tennant and Catherine Tate with a guest appearance by Billie Piper as Rose Tyler.
Labels: doctor who books, spoof
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