THE DISCIPLES OF DONNA :: SIR KELSEA OF CHELSEA'S PEDESTAL FOR MISS 'DO I LOOK SINGLE' DONNA NOBLE.

Saturday, 16 February 2008

Oods To Donna 10:34

These are lovely verses written for our favourite companion. They've been taken from Doctor Who Forum. They're very good aren't they?

Neethils, who is not a Disciple, came up with this
She brought Cheese and Onion Pringles
But they tasted like the Empress of Racnoss' Farts
So she weeped and weeped until thye, weeping had no meaning...
So then she went to the shop, and asked for a holy refund of the Pringles...
They said "Oi, who do you think your kidding, love?"
So she smacked the Shop Assistant, and went her sad ways of lonliness...

mezzaninedoor wrote
Donna
I just wanna
Hope you're gonna shine
Noble
You'll baffle
Those in space and time
Most of all you're different
I'm sure you're what the series needs
Annoy all of the doom sayers
I hope the mouthy one succeeds

Wilf wrote
Her clash with the Racnoss had rocked her
So she got back in touch with the Doctor
Now she'll vanquish the Ood
With her brash attitude
And irritate all those who mocked her!

I thought that was rather good.

Disciple Real 11th Doctor wrote
Your hair is as bright as a big red fox,
You travel around in a big blue box.
You'll laugh, you'll shout,
You'll give him a clout.
Just don't fall in love,
and I'll give you my glove.
Just mingle,
And eat a massive pringle.
Put him in his place,
In that big moon base.
Get over that loss,
And show him who's boss.

Hurrah!

Disciple TardisKid wrote
Donna Noble,
Long gone are the days of Atkins, X Factor, Brad and Angelina
Now you've took to seeing the world!
Like an elegant balerina,
You turned the Doctor down,
on that cold Christmas Day,
It's such a shame,
you didn't realise how much he wanted you to stay,
Now your back,
and your single,
Come on everybody!
Let's have a pringle!

Brilliant! The rest will be put up soon.

Mr. Truman Crapote